You know you've been in Vietnam a while when...

• You consider anything over $5 to be a preposterous price for a meal.
• You look forward to having rice and pork chops for breakfast.
• You catch yourself using the Vietnamese "jazz hands" gesture to say no.
• You don't even notice that your Grab Bike driver is heading against traffic on a major street.
• When walking, you forget to look at the traffic lights and just cross any street like you own it.
• Your definition of "a cold evening" is when the temperature drops to 25C.
• You wear pants and an extra warm hoody for your flight because you have a layover in KL and you know that they keep the airport at 18C.
• Your beginning to wonder if you can pull off the whole socks with flipflops thing back home.
• You don't even question why there are 6 employees sitting beside you doing their nails when the owner has asked you to wait 10 minutes for service.
• You know that "going to the bank" is a time consuming affair.
• You often don't make any appointments, but instead just walk into the hair/nail place and say what you would like (actually, I do that at the Vietnamese nail place in Orleans also).
•  A shirt soaked with sweat no longer causes you to look twice.  It is a common occurence for most of us.
• You decide your hairstyle based on whether or not it fits under your helmet, and your choice of skirt based on whether or not you can ride with it.
• When planning an evening out with friends, you expect to be in bed by 10pm.
• Your Happy Hour standards have just gone through the roof (literally) as you now expect a rooftop view, 50% drinks, and lots of salty peanuts. Oh.. and thats on Fridays and Saturdays too.
• Your finally starting to really understand that "yes" means "no".
• Your new personal slogan is "Embrace the frizz".
• You get half way to your apartment before you realize you're still wearing your pollution mask.
• You have developped an addiction to cold jasmin tea.
• You like your beer with ice.  LOT'S of ice.